Accounts

Our very own Accountant, who is assigned all the tasks pertaining to all the events to be executed

➡Right from making journal entries about who all are included in the list, (narration being convincing people to make sure to remain present)
➡Giving draft report which includes detailed preview of how plan will be executed and its outcome (Gavar:p We mean planning :p)
➡Making P&L account i.e. entries of what all kharcha done, who made payment then final balance sheet being final hissab khitab karnaaa and oh yes also reconciliation statement which includes vasooli and kisne paisa nai diyaa(bad debts)...and any prior period adjustments blah blah 😂😂

So basically we need not worry much when you are there. Itna boring work you responsibly do most of the timesss and we love youuu for it and otherwise also 😛 Appreciated much :p

Office contributions ki karta dhartaaa 😛

(Yaa sometimes you forget to collect money unless you go broke and need to be reminded bhai paisaa le le udaaaar veeru paise ki kamii nai haiiiii 😛) RICH PEOPLEEE

P.S : With all due respect to your joint accountant who also does the same but its YOUR DAY no one else gets the limelight:p

#HappyBirthdayVeeru

Strategic Fun Management (SFM)

You entertain people through your non sense dialogues.
For example-
(1)your famous -khaate waqt roti and ____.
(2) Bewada Juari etc etc

Your dance moves and full of life spirit adds chaar chand to parties and outings.

And your slow mind( Tubelight) to get jokes and process discussions make us laugh out loud. But your gush hormonal changes and becoming pro in getting double meanings surpises us to the most

#HapppyBirthdayyyVirtiii

Law

Certain Rules and Regulations of The Act Of Virti ,1995 are:

Sec 1: As per this section-whenever person is tensed or has any work that require intense thinking- raise your hand and scratch your hair and skull look completely mad and disgusting. (Not applicable when you have any person to impress around).

Sec 2:You are prohibited from eating Non-Jain Food. However as per recent amendments in the Act, fries are allowed provided you are extemely hungry or get carried away.🙄 Other inedible stuff if found consumed there is severe punishment.😂

Sec 3: Prohibition on sleeping during night outs is generally violated. Infact you even commit crime of sleeping at work place.

You were also accused of having some soft corner or being victim of romance during last trip. This case is adjourned to indefinite time.

#HapppyyyBirthdayyyyyyyyViruuu

Audit

Here we don't talk about your audit skills but instead we audit youu:p

Disclaimer: The audit report is free from biased statements and we have tried our level best to give true and fair view about the specimen: Virti Shah 😛😂

Virti is crafted by God with immense love and perfection 😂 A soul beautiful inside-out 😂
There is immense provision of creativity, kindness and intelligence. The ratio of flirt to roast is less compared to the industry benchmarks. Major asset includes willingness to do something special for others on their special day and most importantly being there for people.

Also, another highly valued possession is melodious voice( however due to little less practice, depreciation on it is overcharged😂). WIP includes trying to be in contact through social media (refer isca).

Major liabilities include short tempered nature (if not repaid soon, can prove detrimental for relations) violence level is also high-unnecesary hitting people has given bad credit ratings:p (Secretly giving Self Defence Lessons to girls have been proven advantageous and fairly considered 😛)

P.S : The original responsibilities of maintaining such assets and liabilities is solely of management authority : veeru and herself

#HappyBirthdayVeeruuuu

ISCA

The IT systems implemented are outdated.
You are at times technologically challenged my buoy.

You just can't use the simplest applications such as WhatsApp though there aren't any limitations of resources. You need to improve your skills though you are pro at accessing and utilising its video call feature.

Coming to snapchat technology, the working of system doesn't match to your goals plus you also fail at understanding its SOP. Also the basic concept of streaks is always a big question mark for you. The silly doubts you ask to the creator or co-users also makes you look joker 😂 but we love this joker and are proud of how you are trying to get your hands at it through training sessions:p

About various other applications- instagram for an instance we would like to maintain silence and not discourage you for not being to able to stand up to its mark too :)

Also, #HappyBirthdayViruu

Direct Tax

You always make others happy after deducting TDS of giley shikwe & misunderatandings.

You contribute double the amount of love received by you and hence on the maturity date, the fund of relationships with others is always a strong one.

But if we ask Jainam you havent yet given deduction for travelling and taking the brides side in Silvassa. He will take the matter to CIT. Let the hearing and order be soon and exciting.

#HappiestBirthdayVeere

Areyyyyyy BHAIYAAAAAA...Costing and IDT toh bolnaa hi mat, I have secured exemption in it being AIR in IPCC 😛😂

Also ab bas hogaya kitna likhenge hum tere liye :p

#WishYouHappyHappyBirthdayVeeru